Happy Monday!!
Yes I am one of those people that actually enjoys Monday (and I’m a morning person too 😉) so despite busy of work and other obligations it’s actually been quite a lovely day so far!
I am creative type looking for people to pass the time with. I work from home and I’m generally alone during the week, so having some company has become a necessity for sanity purposes! Maybe we can get to know each other? I found what works best is actually being friends and getting to know each other outside of the games of 20 questions people like to play. I want to get to know YOU - the parts you don’t show other people, the things that keep you up at night, and just every little bit of you that you’re willing to share. I am actively looking for a partner but friends are what’s most important to me first.
I paint, write, and draw in my spare time. I love movies/docuseries/anime and I’m always looking to add new things to my own watch list. Love being outside whenever the weather is willing to cooperate. I’ve also been playing a lot of animal crossing so bonus points if you play too!
We will get along best if you’re between the ages of 30-45. Time zone doesn’t really matter to me. I’m in EST myself if you have a preference! Bonus points if you are down to video or voice call. Willing to move to different platforms quickly if the vibe is good.
If any of this resonated with you, feel free to send me a message. IF YOU ARE A MARRIED PERSON THAT IS NOT IN AN OPEN RELATIONSHIP - do not bother. I don’t invite that drama into my life
Hope to hear from you soon!

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Hey! I'm Michael, I'm 24, and I'm from Watford (just outside of London) in the UK. I'm 6'0, with long brown hair, a lovely bushy beard, and I'm almost at the end of my weight loss journey! If you wanna have a look for yourself, here's what I look like! I've tried probably all of the dating apps, and they've never found me anything meaningful, so I wanna give this a shot. You can either shoot me a message through Reddit, or DM me on Instagram (linked above).
About me: I work for an indie publisher in the games industry, so of course I love video games! Although I don't have too much time to play them these days, I still make time for a game or two of Dota. Beyond that, I love spending time with friends IRL, down the pub or just hanging out, I write poetry and fiction (some of which you can find here), and sometimes, when I'm really in the mood, I'll spend a weekend just coding something for fun. I spend a lot of time writing, be it words or code, and there's a peace to it I really enjoy. As for media, I'm big into Doctor Who and that whole universe, I recently discovered Community on Netflix (and it's phenomenal), and sometimes I watch half-a-day-long video essays on YouTube about topics I don't particularly care about, but somehow it's still fascinating? I love the work of Donald GloveChildish Gambino and Post Malone. Also I'm super 420 friendly :)
About you: I'm looking to find a meaningful connection with someone, hopefully someone local to the London or Hertfordshire area of the UK, but my DMs are open to ladies everywhere! I'm not really too picky about looks - I think people across the entire spectrum of humanity can be beautiful, so what I'm really looking for is your personality. I'm looking for someone passionate about the things that they do and the people in their life, because I think that's what life is about. It's certainly something I try to live. I'd love to hear all about your current hyperfixation, or something cool you've done recently, or even just something that made you smile today! I'm open to video/voice calls too once we've got to know each other a little.
Feel free to shoot me a message through Reddit, or DM me on Instagram at the topmost link in this post, I'd love to hear from you!!

I am debating between the two for a 77 inch tv.
I personally don’t care about the gaming stuff that much. But just in terms of watching movies and TV shows in a medium lighting living room, is G2 much better than a80K? Or is the difference very minimal?

So I started playing Elden Ring a few months back, and I’ve played every other FromSoft as well. But I didn’t got around playing ER until now (stuff got in the way.)
I did manage to stay spoiler free until the end but watching some stuff online, looking up some guides and such still gave me enough info about a boss being incredible hard, and I managed to understand that boss was Malenia and it was in the Haligtree.
Still I had not seen any videos of the fight and didn’t know what to expect. What I did know was to have a solid plan if I wanted to succeed and I wanted to be able to kill this boss on first try.
So I choose my spells, geared up, equipped mimic. And went in to the room. As a sort of ‘proof’ you can se its my first try since the cinematics is showing at the start of the fight. Also, I get the trophy after - indicating first time killing her. I get some of you probably think this is just bragging for the sake of it or that I’m straight up lying or faking. But I’m proud! It felt awesome. link to video

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All Vivillon Patterns

Fancy pattern (default) and Pokéball pattern (event exclusive) patterns not included
Credits for graphics
Credits to Pokémon GO Facebook
Important to note: The pattern of Vivillon that appear in the wild will change depending on the geographic location associated with the Postcard sent from Pokémon GO.​
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Connecting Scarlet and Violet to your Pokémon Go account

Important to note: Scarlet and Violet Update (ver. 1.2.0) is required for the option to connect to Go via Poké Portal to appear in Mystery Gifts. The Mystery Gift feature becomes available after you reach the first Pokémon Center in Los Platos.
In the Pokémon GO app:

1. Open the menu by tapping the Poke Ball in the bottom-center part of the field screen.
2. Tap Settings in the top right.
3. Scroll to the bottom and tap Connected Devices and Services, then tap Nintendo Switch.
4. Tap Connect to Nintendo Switch.

In the Pokémon Scarlet or Pokémon Violet games:

1. Press the X Button to open the menu.
2. Select Poke Portal, then select Mystery Gift.
3. Select Connect to Pokémon GO.
4. Select Pair with a Pokémon GO account.
5. When "Would you like to pair with this account?" is displayed, select Yes.

Visual guide
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Send a Postcard from Pokémon GO to Pokémon Scarlet or Pokémon Violet

Important to note: Only one Pokémon GO account may be linked per day, and an account cannot send more than one Postcard in a day. Furthermore, a Pokémon Scarlet and Violet save file may not receive the same Postcard more than once.
In the Pokémon GO app:

1. Tap the Trainer icon in the bottom-left part of the screen.
2. Open the Postcard Book.
3. Choose the Postcard you want to send, then select Send to Pokémon Scarlet or Send to Pokémon Violet.

In the Pokémon Scarlet or Pokémon Violet games:

1. Press the X Button to open the menu.
2. Select Poke Portal, then select Mystery Gift.
3. Select Connect to Pokémon GO.
4. Select Communicate with Pokémon GO to receive the Postcard.

Visual guide
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FAQs

How can I get all the patterns if I don't play Pokémon GO?

Currently the only way to get all patterns is by transferring postcards from Pogo and catching them in your own game, trading with someone who has them, or joining someone else's Union Circle while they have them spawning in their game. Later when Pokémon Home becomes compatible with Scarlet and Violet, you will be able to import them from there (they can originate from Pokémon Go, Pokémon Scarlet and Violet and Pokémon X and Y).
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Where do I find the new Scatterbug/Spewpa/Vivillons in-game?

The new forms spawn in areas where the pokémon are naturally found.
You cannot send Pokémon from Pokémon GO directly to Pokémon Scarlet or Pokémon Violet.
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Can I breed all the different forms?

No, you cannot breed these unique forms, they can only be caught in the wild. Scatterbug hatched while a postcard is active will always hatch as the Fancy form.
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Do I need an Internet connection to send postcards to Scarlet/Violet?

Yes, an internet connection is required to connect both devices and send postcards.
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How long do the vivillon patterns last in-game?

Once 24 real-world hours have passed since you received a Postcard, the Vivillon that appear in your game will once more have the Fancy Pattern (the pattern that usually appears in the Paldea region). Changing the time and date of the Nintendo Switch system may end the effect prematurely.
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Do I need a Nintendo Switch Online subscription to connect or send postcards?

No, however you will need to link your game save to a Nintendo account to connect to the internet, which is free to make.
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Where can I add other Pogo players to receive foreign postcards?

• PokemonGoFriends
• VivillonCollectors
• Vivillon (make sure you are looking at Scarlet and Violet or PoGo tagged posts, not X and Y)
• Leek Duck's Pen Pal

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Hello, longtime lurker here, sorry to interrupt from all the incredible works of art. Never thought my first reddit post would be something like this, but unfortunately, many circumstances have led to this moment. I am here to warn the E7 community about the player Amaterasu79 (Kalas on Discord), who has been harassing me for months. Full DM proof of his harassment is shown at the end of this post.
During the start of the guild war preseason, Amaterasu joined Parabellum after leaving his old guild Kyoto. I do not know the exact details, but from what I have heard, he left the guild voluntarily after some drama with a woman. For context, I am also a woman. The day he joined the PB discord, he came straight into my DMs to inquire about the guild and get to know the members. At this point in time, I was no longer in PB, but was still a constant presence in the PB discord. We chatted occasionally, as I was more than happy to ease his transition into the guild and answer whatever questions about PB he may have had. Eventually, I taught him how to use Fribbels and he gave me some advice in RTA. Well, this is where things went sideways.
After I taught him Fribbels, this guy became completely attached to me. He was constantly bothering me about PB as if I was an officer. Constantly asking me to come back to the guild. Constantly asking me to do his arena. Constantly asking me to RTA. Constantly pressuring me to give him my account so he could do my RTA/dailies/arena/etc. Constantly mentioning how he liked me, had a lot of respect for me, and that I was the best person he's ever met online.
He asked me to look at his Fribbels builds one day. I agreed, but the time was never specified. Since it was my day off, I decided to sleep in and notified him that I would be free that day, but was not sure what time I would be waking up. Well, when I did finally wake up, this guy completely lost it. He was so upset I woke up late that he tried to gaslight me by saying it was my fault that he wouldn't be able to show me his builds on Fribbels. He wanted to stream with me so bad but it was too late for him now (we're in different timezones) and that he was going to bed (he stayed online for 3-4 hours after we had this argument). This argument went on to the next day because he couldn't let it go.
I flipped out on him. Told him he was being childish and immature and to grow up if he couldn't act like an adult. He typed up a whole fake apology to this while still victimizing himself, saying that it's fine if I didn't feel bad about missing out on checking his Fribbels builds even though he "was the guy who waited all day". I didn't respond. He switches topics now, deciding that it's a good idea to pester me about taking Karina into GW. I tell him no, I don't like using Karina in GW. He continues to push, claiming I have "trust issues" with him because I won't use a GW unit he recommended. Sure, whatever. He messages me again. He's not happy with a comp someone in PB took into the stronghold. I tell him I don't care. I'm not an officer. I'm not in the guild. Leave me alone.
He continues to push the matter. I block him. At this point, I am completely done with him pestering me about every little thing. The very next day, he leaves the PB discord because he is so upset that I've blocked him.
Weeks go by and I assume this matter is dead. He is still in the guild in-game and sends the officers videos to post in the discord (he is PB's fort/SH scouter). But then I get DMs from people saying that this guy has messaged them. He is so obsessed with me, he went out of his way to randomly DM people in Paladia (my current guild at the time) and Talentless to "check up on me" and my GW performance. I get shown screenshots where he messages these people pretending like him and I are still friends, even though I had blocked him weeks before.
I had a PB officer message him, telling him to leave me alone and that I will leak all our DMs to the public if he continues to pursue me. Well, recent circumstances have forced my hand. So here I am.
Please be careful of this guy. I have been harassed for months by this creep and I don't wish for anyone to go what I went through. Many people have shown me their private DMs with him and he is just incredibly unhinged and aggressive. Besides harassing women, he was pressuring people in the guild to lend them their accounts and attacking people for inting in GW. Unfortunately I cannot show these DMs just for the privacy of others, but you can find full DM proof of my story below.
Kalas has been banned from Paladia (and Kyoto, for reasons unrelated to this incident). As of this post, he is still in Parabellum. The officers have refused to kick him for reasons I am not aware of. He was re-invited back to the PB Discord after I left.
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1-WPZYh-cAPEDIntP0hPSXvYAbMxSvYoB0qVy7jiOM2g/edit?usp=sharing

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Studio Version SUGGESTED SCALE: 1-4: Not good. Regularly skip. 5: It’s okay, but I might have to be in the right mood to listen to it. 6: Slightly better than average. I won’t skip it, but I wouldn’t choose to put it on. 7: This is a good song. I enjoy it quite a bit. 8-9: Really enjoyable songs. I rank them pretty high overall. 10: Masterpiece, magnum opus, or similar terminology.
Different Gear, Still Speeding - (Average: 6.57/10)
1) Four Letter Word - 7.84/10
2) Millionaire - 6.87/10
3) The Roller - 7.62/10
4) Beatles And Stones - 6.50/10
5) Wind Up Dream - 6.30/10
6) Bring The Light - 5.68/10
7) For Anyone - 5.00/10
8) Kill For A Dream - 6.66/10
9) Standing On The Edge Of The Noise - 6.05/10
10) Wigwam - 5.58/10
11) Three Ring Circus - 5.50/10
12) The Beat Goes On - 8.44/10
13) The Morning Son - 7.36/10
Singles/Bonus
1) Man Of Misery - 4.86/10
2) Sons Of The Stage - 6.92/10
3) World Outside My Room - 6.88/10
4) Two Of A Kind - 4.12/10
5) In The Bubble With A Bullet - 7.46/10
6) Across The Universe - 7.71/10
Noel Gallagher's High Flying Birds - (Average: 8.12/10)
1) Everybody's On The Run - 8.86/10
2) Dream On - 7.04/10
3) If I Had A Gun... - 9.33/10
4) The Death Of You And Me - 8.52/10
5) [I Wanna Live In A Dream In My] Record Machine - 7.75/10
6) AKA... What A Life! - 8.14/10
7) Soldier Boys And Jesus Freaks - 7.08/10
8) AKA... Broken Arrow - 8.42/10
9) [Stranded On] The Wrong Beach - 8.60/10
10) Stop The Clocks - 7.50/10
Singles/Bonus
1) A Simple Game Of Genius - 9.32/10
2) Alone On The Rope - 9.13/10
3) The Good Rebel - 7.05/10
4) Let The Lord Shine A Light On Me - 9.33/10
5) I'd Pick You Every Time - 6.70/10
BE (Average: 6.87/10)
1) Flick Of The Finger - 8.67/10
2) Soul Love - 7.07/10
3) Face The Crowd - 6.00/10
4) Second Bite Of The Apple - 4.87/10
5) Soon Come Tomorrow - 7.41/10
6) Iz Rite - 7.22/10
7) I'm Just Saying - 7.16/10
8) Don't Brother Me - 5.50/10
9) Shine A Light - 5.77/10
10) Ballroom Figured - 8.00/10
11) Start Anew - 7.96/10
Singles/Bonus
1) Dreaming Of Some Space - 3.33/10
2) The World's Not Set In Stone - 5.72/10
3) Back After The Break - 7.23/10
4) Off At The Next Exit - 8.31/10
5) Girls In Uniform - 5.28/10
6) Evil Eye - 7.05/10
Chasing Yesterday (Average: 8.33/10)
1) Riverman - 9.01/10
2) In The Heat Of The Moment - 8.03/10
3) The Girl With X-Ray Eyes - 7.62/10
4) Lock All The Doors - 8.11/10
5) The Dying Of The Light - 9.16/10
6) The Right Stuff - 8.60/10
7) While The Song Remains The Same - 8.51/10
8) The Mexican - 6.91/10
9) You Know We Can't Go Back - 8.39/10
10) Ballad Of The Mighty I - 8.99/10
Singles/Bonus
1) Do The Damage - 7.15/10
2) Revolution Song - 7.47/10
3) Freaky Teeth - 7.89/10
4) Leave My Guitar Alone - 7.12/10
5) Here's A Candle (For Your Birthday Cake) - 6.25/10
As You Were (Average: 7.77/10)
1) Wall Of Glass - 7.92/10
2) Bold - 8.15/10
3) Greedy Soul - 7.78/10
4) Paper Crown - 8.11/10
5) For What It's Worth - 8.12/10
6) When I'm In Need - 6.48/10
7) You Better Run - 6.95/10
8) I Get By - 7.32/10
9) Chinatown - 7.08/10
10) Come Back To Me - 8.58/10
11) Universal Gleam - 7.63/10
12) I've All I Need - 9.12/10
Singles/Bonus
1) Doesn't Have To Be That Way - 7.50/10
2) All My People / All Mankind - 6.15/10
3) I Never Wanna Be Like You - 5.62/10
Who Built The Moon? (Average: 6.94/10)
1) Fort Knox - 6.92/10
2) Holy Mountain - 7.44/10
3) Keep On Reaching - 6.99/10
4) It's A Beautiful World - 7.43/10
5) She Taught Me How To Fly - 9.26/10
6) Be Careful What You Wish For - 5.90/10
7) Black & White Sunshine - 6.53/10
8) Interlude (Wednesday Part 1) - 5.15/10
9) If Love Is The Law - 7.38/10
10) The Man Who Built The Moon - 8.56/10
11) End Credits (Wednesday Part 2) - 4.75/10
Singles/Bonus
1) Dead In The Water - 8.90/10
2) God Help Us All - 7.64/10
Black Star Dancing (Average: 6.86/10)
1) Black Star Dancing - 6.34/10
2) Rattling Rose - 6.40/10
3) Sail On - 7.83/10
Why Me? Why Not.
1) Shockwave - 7.32/10
2) One Of Us - 8.33/10
3) Once - 9.25/10
4) Now That I've Found You - 7.33/10
5) Halo - 6.48/10
6) Why Me? Why Not. - 7.95/10
7) Be Still - 7.47/10
8) Alright Now - ?

I've once again re-lapsed like a Spiderman villain. Putting on his yellow spandex to rob a bank with his latest invention, one part to pass the time, another as quite cry for help.
Anyway, here's the PoB, explanation below.
https://pobb.in/0_Qjoh_TsDpn
The TL:DR is that we have 5.83m dps (ignore full DPS), and more than 36.7k life regen, but are vulnerable to true one-shots.
Warning: do not play this. It isn't worth the investment, and it's untested. It works in theory, but don't do it unless you already have everything you need and want to have some fun.

What am I even looking at?

The core concept is simple: Spawn 20 phantasms, have them all explode via Minion Instability, then do it again.
The idea is simple, but the execution to automate this absolute mistake of ~20 hours of my life, not including this write-up,uses/requires almost a full set of unique items and 10 unique jewels. Buckle up and get ready for jank.

Soulwrest.

To start, we're using the unique staff Soulwrest to summon phantasms every time we "consume" a corpse. That is in quotes, because it actually doesn't distinguish between consuming a corpse versus exploding. That little quirk saves us a lot of mana, which I will get to.
It is the core of the build. I would say it is required, but that's like saying the propellers are important to a helicopter. Anyways, the goal is to summon and destroy as many corpses as possible, all automatically.
Normally, the max limit of phantasms is 10. For whatever reason, this limit goes up to 20 when the staff is socketed with Summon Phantasm. We could raise this to 21 with a level 21 summon phantasm, but it makes the math a little harder, and would only be close to a 5% increase in damage, so I didn't include it.
That's all we really care about from Soulwrest. The mana regen will come in clutch later, but everything else is superfluous.

Creating the minions

So, we have a need to create 20 corpses, and destroy 20 corpses, automatically.
Automating them, at least to the extent of triggering them, is simple. The moment our minions die, Heart Bound loop will inflict some damage to us. 7k physical damage, but we'll get to that. Suffice it to say for now, that even with 90% physical damage reduction, that amount of damage will trigger at least a level 1 CWDT.
Volatile dead with Awakened spell cascade and the helmet enchant to increase the amount of orbs by 1 results in exactly 20 destroyed corpses. That is, if there are 20 corpses to explode.
How do we create the corpses? Desecrate is in a different CWDT setup. It will be triggered first. There is a very small delay between each of the created Desecrates, and an even smaller delay between Desecrate's cast and Volatile Dead. In theory, before the next pile of corpses is created, the previous one will be destroyed by Volatile Dead. If not, then things need to be re-organized to utilize a CWC/brand Unearth.
So, a total of 20 corpses are created and destroyed whenever our CWDT triggers. For extra automation, we can fit 1 curse into our desecrate CWDT. We chose elemental weakness, because our corrupted Heartbound loop can have flammability.
Corpsewalker is a QOL feature that ensures we're always near some corpses, and adds some extra breathing room to bad RNG in how the orbs spawns are targeted. Later on, it finds use in helping us solve the mana problem.

Killing the minions.

Our damage comes from Minion Instability, which makes our minions go kaboom. Though, it should be noted that they do not explode on death, just when they reach low life.
Yes, even dying gets complicated in PoE when you want to. Low-life is counted as 50% or less maximum life. A minion does not necessarily reach low-life when they die, such as when they expire or are replaced. But both scenarios count as them dying.
The phantasms must die as fast as possible by reaching low life. There are some ways to instantly kill minions we spawn by summoning them with 1 hp, but we're creating too many of them for that to be viable, and it would also break the CWDT loop.
So, they need to take damage. The only option for Phantasms is Infernal Legion. With a 23% Anomalous Infernal Legion, they will take 51.5% of their maximum life as fire damage every second.
But minions have a base 40% elemental resistance, and Soulwrest grants 5% life per second if we have consumed a corpse recently (which of course we have.) This is positively too slow, but there are no alternatives.
The solution is the Fortress Covenant, turning notables into "minions take 20% increased damage." We get 8 of those so that our minions are taking 160% increased damage. To help us achieve this, we also use an Uber Thread of Hope to snag some inconvenient passives. This saves us no points, but is better for our resistances and life due to how we path to it. The minions now have a x1.56 multiplier to fire damage taken per second.

How fast do we CWDT, and how much damage?

Alright, so long story short: ~1.484 times per second. That number is based exclusively on how long it takes for our minions to die. In reality, the staggered cascades will add a slight delay as the minions will not die all at once.
With the current set-up vs Guardian/Pinnacle, each phantasm pops for ~196.5k damage.
20 minions dying 1.483 times per second for that amount of damage is approximately 5.83 million dps.
Against non-boss enemies, we are not able to automate Flammability, and our war-cry is unreliable.
For that reason, our DPS is only 5.67 million.
There is one flaw to our CWDT set-up: if they trigger before the minions die, the timer is reset, and we take Heartbound loop damage instantly from spawning all those minions. This can be quite painful.

Not getting clapped by the Heartbound Loop.

If you have ever played a CWDT loop, you know there's a risk: Killing yourself.
When our minions die, all 20 of them, we take 350 damage per minion. That's 7000 physical damage coming our way. This happens approximately 1.483 times per second for approximately 10387 physical damage per second.
But we're in luck, because it's not a dot, and it's not just one hit. Each 350 damage instance is considered a hit.
To start, we need amour, but for reasons I will get to, we cannot use determination, and all our equipment (except for the gloves) grants evasion/es. But we can turn that evasion into amour with Iron Reflexes...
At the exact opposite side of the tree.
Not convenient, but we need it. Do you know what is convenient? Precursor's emblem. If we get one of those with Iron Reflexes while at maximum frenzy charges, then all we need to do is ensure we're always at maximum frenzy charges, or we'll just die!
The grand spectrum allows us to get +3 to minimum frenzy charges. That's another 3 unique jewels, and they're expensive. 3 Pacifism would be a viable, low-cost alternative, but does not come with the bonus of 30% max life.
At this point, the build is a dream, so let's also say we get one with endurance charge generation and armor per endurance charge.
For extra survivability, we also use an Impossible Escape to Imbalanced guard, grabbing Prismatic Skin, Soul of steel, and some extra armoresists.
All of this is to just avoid getting one shot. The long story short is that we're only resting at 4.4k armor and some additional physical damage reduction. We do manage to get up to the cap of 90% reduction from each hit, because 350 physical damage isn't that much on its own.
Now we're only taking 1038 damage per second from our CWDT loop.
I will note here, that they also have a 69% chance to summon whenever they get a kill, and 20% chance whenever they hit. Don't worry about this breaking the CWDT loop, because they simply do not attack/cast fast enough to get even one hit in before they die. But it does mean we will be taking even more damage from our CWDT loop, because their death means some extra spawns happen.
When that happens, they are replaced by the CWDT loop instantly, resulting in us taking even more hits. But this is actually a good thing, and we're about to see why.

The best aura in the game: Vitality

Well, we took the high road and didn't use Determination. Time to reap the rewards
Sublime Vision makes it so vitality causes us to regenerate 15% of our maximum life, every time we are hit. As previously established, our ass is hooked up to a spankbot powered by the hoover dam.
This scales with Increases and reduction to our life recovery rate, and our life regeneration rate. Even though our minions are dying, they'll be replaced before we even feel it, like a 5 year old’s pet goldfish. Bone Barrier grants up to 20% increased recovery rate of life. Replica Atziri's foible and our gloves grant a total of 51% increased regeneration rate. It also helps immensely with our attribute requirements.
So, 15 * 1.51 * 1.2 * 29.66 = 806.1588% life regenerated per second.
This translates into an additional 36760 life regen per second.
That's a little bit on the large size, and it better be, because we have almost no other defense. If it doesn't one-tap us, we live.
Remember how each minion has a 20% chance to summon a phantasm whenever they hit a rare or unique enemy? That means on average, we're actually going to be hit 20% more times on average versus bosses, for a total of 44113 life regen.
And when we're mapping, with 20% quality, summon phantasms are going to have a 79% chance to summon on hit, resulting in even more regeneration.

Triggered mana costs go brrrr

Our minions cost nothing, but our 2 CWDT loops are not so generous.
Desecrate costs 35 mana, elemental weakness costs 62. Volatile dead costs 37. With 1.48 triggers per second, that's ~198 mana per second. We want to be able to cast the occasional Flammability, Frostblink, and infernal cry.
Essence of gluttony is our solution. Each corpse grants 5 mana regen, our CWDT loops leaves 5 corpses behind, and Corpsewalker covers the difference to get up to +50 base mana regen. Naturally, we have consumed a corpse in the past 2 seconds, resulting in a lovely 313 mana regen. Enough to play around with our other skills, and support our CWDT loop.

Soul eater

Yes, this deserves its own section.
Our minion's death donate souls faster than Mathil fans donate to his shirtless league streams. By the time you notice it, it will have already reached 100 stacks of soul eater and have become an unkillable god.
And this is where you know it's a meme build.
Unironically, weapon swap to conversion trap and enjoy your new minion. For maximum meme potential, use Divergent conversion trap and watch it power up like Goku. Just never make the mistake of running Burial Chamber.

Conclusion.

This build, while technically viable, is not worth it to actually play in the league. Between the thread of hope, the grand spectrums, 2 awakened spell cascades, the 3 passive voices, sublime vision, uber thread of hope, impossible escape, replica shroud of the lightless, and a very good precursor's emblem, it's just not worth it.
Other builds will have more clear speed, damage, and durability on a lower budget. But let’s be honest here, that’s probably for the best.

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